the number ONE reason to NOT get into drugs

My own top 10 list of why you don't want to get involved with illegal drugs:

10. You forget stuff, like your name, how to add 2+2, and how to tie your shoes
9. I forgot, what was this list about?
8. No matter how good it feels on drugs, you won't feel like that forever
7. Doesn't the phrase go, "Misery loves company?" So go get miserable if you must, but you can be miserable without drugs (just work at a job you don't like and you'll agree) so why waste your money?
6. You'll lose your job in most cases
5. Some drugs, like meth, do wonderful things for you - like make your teeth fall out
4. You will eventually get a DUI - not fun and the effects of a conviction last a long time
3. You'll waste money you could be investing ... for as little savings as $10 per day, in 25 years, you'd have nearly $100,000 - but hey, if you do that many drugs, you'll be dead anyway so I guess the money won't matter
2. Your children, if you have any, will be taken away from your home. Period, no debate
1. You'll be so strung out on drugs that you'd snort them off of your dog's butt
(yes you read that right)