My own top 10 list of why you don't want to get involved with illegal drugs:
10. You forget stuff, like your name, how to add 2+2, and how to tie your shoes
9. I forgot, what was this list about?
8. No matter how good it feels on drugs, you won't feel like that forever
7. Doesn't the phrase go, "Misery loves company?" So go get miserable if you must, but you can be miserable without drugs (just work at a job you don't like and you'll agree) so why waste your money?
6. You'll lose your job in most cases
5. Some drugs, like meth, do wonderful things for you - like make your teeth fall out
4. You will eventually get a DUI - not fun and the effects of a conviction last a long time
3. You'll waste money you could be investing ... for as little savings as $10 per day, in 25 years, you'd have nearly $100,000 - but hey, if you do that many drugs, you'll be dead anyway so I guess the money won't matter
2. Your children, if you have any, will be taken away from your home. Period, no debate
1. You'll be so strung out on drugs that you'd snort them off of your dog's butt
(yes you read that right)
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Biggest load of doo doo I've watched in a long time
I love the backlash after the Wednesday, April 16 "debate" on ABC. Who the hell cares about such silliness? The best summary of how I feel about this has got to be Mary Maples' take on the state of the country, as shown in her Huffington Post article.
My favorite Maples observation? "Now it seems the unending Democratic campaign has descended into a nightmarish rolling rant about bitterness, beer, bowling and who is or isn't a bitch. In fact, this whole thing has made me a little bitchy."
Amen sister. I feel a little bitchy watching pseudo-debates. How about the issues? How about plans? You wouldn't hire an architect who didn't have a plan of how he was going to build you a house, would you? So why aren't we asking these potential leaders to show us a plan, step by step of how the situations we are finding ourselves in (with regard to economy, employment, national debt, and the war) will be remedied?
That pseudo-debate didn't give us anything with any substance. Shame on ABC for letting the debate slip into an MTV-type reality show. All we needed was a scene of Hillary taking a shot while sitting in a hot tub with her other 'house/castmates.'
My favorite Maples observation? "Now it seems the unending Democratic campaign has descended into a nightmarish rolling rant about bitterness, beer, bowling and who is or isn't a bitch. In fact, this whole thing has made me a little bitchy."
Amen sister. I feel a little bitchy watching pseudo-debates. How about the issues? How about plans? You wouldn't hire an architect who didn't have a plan of how he was going to build you a house, would you? So why aren't we asking these potential leaders to show us a plan, step by step of how the situations we are finding ourselves in (with regard to economy, employment, national debt, and the war) will be remedied?
That pseudo-debate didn't give us anything with any substance. Shame on ABC for letting the debate slip into an MTV-type reality show. All we needed was a scene of Hillary taking a shot while sitting in a hot tub with her other 'house/castmates.'
